Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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