I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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