Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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