But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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