Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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