How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
