I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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