My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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