It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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