is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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