Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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