Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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