I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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