it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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