That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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