:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I wear drunk well.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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