But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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