just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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