It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Did you pee in the oven last night??
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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