if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
