don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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