i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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