I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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