Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Randomize
