I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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