Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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