you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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