let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
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