i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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