My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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