Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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