Swine flu. Run for my life!
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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