Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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