im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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