I wish life had little blips of pornography
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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