drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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