I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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