i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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