just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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