Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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