Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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