so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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