Did you just see the Batmobile???
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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