you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
How does it feel to date your dad?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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