We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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