There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
We have started to decorate penises.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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