Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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