she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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