these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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