She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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