Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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