I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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