You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Randomize
