shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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