we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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